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Oklahoma City, OK: Dillon Importing Co, 1980. Cardboard box with illustrated id, 4.25": x 6.125" x 1.5" Lid sides read "Satisfies every woman's need"; "Sure to bring a smile to any lady's face"; "Woman pleaser"; and "Guaranteed help for the man who always comes up short". Inside is a large plastic replica of a liberty head silver dollar glued… Read more about this item

Oklahoma City, OK: Dillon Importing, 1970. In imprinted yellow folded cardboard box, 2" x 3.125" x 2" Inside is a glass egg with a liquid ring game inside. On the box side are instructions for testing your skill, by how many minutes it takes you to succeed with the game. Kind of a stretch.

1970. In illustrated folded cardboard box, 2.75" x 7.125" x 2". Price sticker to box.. Molded plastic figure of a pregnant woman with black, with imprinted base and felt bottom. Put it on your bathroom counter and maybe you won't forget to take your birth control pill.

Hong Kong, 1970. Dic is 2.875" x 1.125" diameter, in illustrated folded cardboard box, 5.25" x 1.25" x 1.25" Hollow flesh-toned rubber penis. Plug at base comes out to fill with water.

Taiwan, 1970. In folded illustrated cardboard box, 2.75" x 8.5" x 2.75" Tall glass shaped like a woman's breast, torso, and buttocks.

Costa Mesa, CA: Golden's Magic Wand, 1979. Folded cardboard box, 6" x 4.5" x 2.75" A pink cake box in which is glued a red doily and a plastic cake, on which the bottom of a doll (legs and buttocks) has been fastened. A folded card placed inside has two jokes, "a surprise upside-down cake" and "it's a half-ass… Read more about this item

1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 9.625" x 7.25" x .625" Inside is a certificate printed on heavy paper reading "Satisfaction guaranteed or your fuck returned..

1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 4" x 5.5" x 1.75" Printed on the inside of the box is "Start each day with a bang!" Glued inside the box is a lip-shaped blue sponge, on which is glued a plastic troll from which an oversized pink rubber penis projects.

Costa Mesa, CA: Golden's, 1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 4.375" x 5.375" x 1.25" Inside is a blue platform imprinted with a red heart that has a slot cut out of it. Held in the slot is a flesh-toned molded rubber pacifier with a penis in place of a nipple. An old design seen in early mail-order advertisements… Read more about this item

1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 4" x 5.5" x 1.75" Printed on the inside of the box is "Start each day with a bang!" Glued inside the box is a lip-shaped blue sponge, on which is glued a plastic troll from which an oversized pink rubber penis projects.

Costa Mesa, CA: Golden's, 1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 6.5" x 1.75" x 1.625" Inside: Printed paper fastened to the bottom reading "This Much!!!" Also glued to the bottom is a washer and spring on which bounces a plastic penis. The penis appears to be a stylized harmonica, repurposed.

Costa Mesa, CA: Golden's, 1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 5.375" x 4.375" x 1.25".. Inside inserted into a slotted platform is a plastic shoehorn and what looks like an extra-large condom (actually the wrist of a rubber glove).